GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
