Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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