So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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