I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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