OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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