Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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