u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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