The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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