Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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