omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Too much gin, very little bucket
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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