I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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