I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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