in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Use "feeling words"
Yay
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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