Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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