How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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