hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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