I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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