Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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