elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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