So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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