I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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