I hate all girls vehemently.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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