This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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