Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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