that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize