It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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