I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
