is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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