so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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