Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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