i don't like sucking hair
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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