The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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