can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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