This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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