I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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