Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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