I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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