Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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