if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We had to coat check the pizza.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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