Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
