but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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