we were pretty classy up until the second keg
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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