Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
do herpes really smell.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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