i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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I need you to use more vowels.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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