It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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