i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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