so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
