Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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