so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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