problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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