Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
